Concerned, Curious, and Casually Catty

A new self-help movement encourages people to embrace being �concerned, curious, and casually catty.� Eyewitnesses describe seminars where attendees gossip politely while sipping kombucha. �It�s like therapy with better outfits,� said one participant. Facilitators insist cattiness, when �lightly salted,� improves mental health. Anonymous staffers revealed the movement began as a parody blog but spiraled into a wellness empire. A fake poll showed 42% of Americans support the philosophy, 38% find it toxic, and 20% asked where to sign up. Economists argue cattiness may become the next billion-dollar industry. For now, snark has been rebranded as self-care. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com