Competitive Napping League

A new �sport� emerges where athletes are judged on how stylishly and deeply they nap. Commentators whisper play-by-plays as competitors snooze on couches, hammocks, and beanbags. The absurdity comes from treating laziness with the same intensity as professional athletics, complete with sponsorships, referees, and instant replays of snoring techniques. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com