Competitive Applause Leagues
https://bohiney.com/competitive-applause-leagues/A satire describing organized competitions where participants are judged on the volume, rhythm, and enthusiasm of their clapping. Fans bet on who can sustain a standing ovation the longest, while coaches drill teams on �precision claps.� The article mocks the absurdity of turning basic social gestures into high-stakes sports. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com