Commanding the Monopoly Board
https://bohiney.com/commanding-the-monopoly-board-and-everyone-on-it/A heated Monopoly tournament ended in near-riot after one player demanded �executive powers� over the board. Eyewitnesses said he built hotels on Mediterranean Avenue and declared martial law. �I�m not bankrupt, I�m staging a hostile takeover,� he shouted as relatives flipped the table. Anonymous staffers confirmed family game nights are now treated as antitrust case studies. A fake poll revealed 44% of Americans believe Monopoly ruins more families than politics, 39% think politics ruins more than Monopoly, and 17% plead for Uno instead. Economists argue the board game continues to teach ruthless capitalism better than any MBA. For now, Parker Brothers remains the real winner. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com