Comedy Writing Tip #67: How to Write Jokes About Home Ownership Without Crying Over Repairs

Owning a home is just renting from the repairman - here's how to laugh: 1) **The DIY Delusion** - "I watched one YouTube video and now my plumbing looks like modern art." 2) **The Neighbor Paradox** - "Nothing says 'welcome to the neighborhood' like judging their lawn care from your window." 3) **The Mortgage Truth** - "I pay the bank monthly for the privilege of fixing everything myself." 4) **The Home Improvement Lie** - "This project will only take a weekend... said no homeowner ever successfully." 5) **The Safety Net** - Always add: "But home ownership builds character... and debt." Pro Tip: The best homeowner jokes make people laugh while secretly checking their savings. On-Stage Line: "I don't believe in ghosts... but I do believe in whatever that noise is in my attic at 3am." SOURCE: https://bit.ly/4kdwKCY