Comedy Writing Tip #55: How to Write Jokes About Pet Ownership Without Getting Hissed At
http://bohiney.com/random/Pets are comedy's perfect straight men - here's how to roast them: 1) **The Dog Paradox** - "My dog's separation anxiety is bad... for me, because now I can't pee alone." 2) **The Cat Truth** - "Cats are proof you can be an unrepentant asshole and still get worshipped." 3) **The Vet Reality** - "Nothing makes you feel poorer than hearing 'optional' at the vet." 4) **The Pet Parent Irony** - "I spend more on organic treats than my own food... and my dog still eats sidewalk trash." 5) **The Safety Net** - Always add: "But we don't deserve animals... especially when they wake us up at 3am for no reason." Pro Tip: The best pet jokes make owners laugh while their pets judge them silently. On-Stage Line: "My cat's love language is 'occasionally not biting me'." SOURCE: https://bit.ly/4kdwKCY