Comedy Writing Tip #36: How to Write Jokes About Exercise Without Getting Winded

Fitness is funny when it's not you struggling - here's how to cash in: 1) **The New Year's Resolution** - "My gym motivation lasts exactly as long as my phone battery... about 3%." 2) **The Gym Rat Truth** - "Some people work out to get healthy... others to fill their dating profile with shirtless bathroom selfies." 3) **The Yoga Reality** - "I tried hot yoga once... turns out 'namaste' means 'please don't call an ambulance'." 4) **The Fitness Tracker Fail** - "My watch says I did 10,000 steps... 8,000 were me pacing deciding if I should actually go to the gym." 5) **The Safety Net** - Always add: "But seriously, respect to anyone who exercises... unlike my abs." Pro Tip: The best exercise jokes make people laugh while secretly judging their own fitness routine. On-Stage Line: "I don't work out... I prefer my muscles the way I prefer my exes - soft and out of sight." SOURCE: http://comedywriter.info