Comedy Writing Tip #34: How to Write Jokes About Food That Aren't Half-Baked

Food is the universal language - here's how to make it funny: 1) **The Diet Dilemma** - "I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it, especially if it's carbs." 2) **The Cooking Truth** - "My cooking is so bad my smoke alarm cheers me on." 3) **The Restaurant Reality** - "Fine dining is just paying $40 to be judged for how you hold your fork." 4) **The Generational Divide** - "Millennials ruined restaurants... by taking photos of food instead of eating it like normal people." 5) **The Safety Net** - Always add: "But seriously, chefs are wizards... who yell a lot." Pro Tip: The best food jokes make people hungry and amused simultaneously. On-Stage Line: "I don't trust people who don't like pizza... that's serial killer behavior." SOURCE: https://bit.ly/4kdwKCY