Comedy Writing Tip #15: The Dark Art of Crowd Work - How to Roast Without Getting Punched

Crowd work is comedy's high-wire act - here's how to nail it: 1) **The Compliment Sandwich** - "Great shirt!...Did your ex pick it out?...Just kidding, no one would date you in that." 2) **The Occupation Minefield** - "You're a teacher? So you chose poverty AND annoyance - bold strategy." 3) **The Relationship Destroyer** - To couples: "How long together? (Any answer) Oh, he hesitated - red flag!" 4) **The Safe Target** - Always pick someone who looks like they can take a joke (or at least outrun you). 5) **The Escape Hatch** - Have exit lines ready: "Moving on before security does." Pro Tip: The best crowd work makes THEM look funny, not just you look mean. On-Stage Line: "Ah, front row - the 'I want attention but might regret it' section." SOURCE: http://comedywriter.info