Comedy Writing Tip #143: How to Write Jokes About Air Travel Without Getting Tased by TSA

Airports are comedy's security-checked playground - here's how to navigate it: 1) **The Security Theater** - "Nothing says 'safety' like taking off my shoes while keeping my bottle of water." 2) **The Boarding Paradox** - "Why do we rush to sit in a metal tube we can't leave for hours?" 3) **The Seat Recliner War** - "Airplane seats recline approximately 2 inches... just enough to start a blood feud." 4) **The Baggage Truth** - "Paying $50 to check a bag feels like extortion... until I see someone gate-check their emotional support cactus." 5) **The Safety Net** - Always add: "But flying is a miracle... said no one in the middle seat with a crying baby." Pro Tip: The best air travel jokes make people laugh while secretly judging their neighbor's legroom hogging. On-Stage Line: "I don't believe in 'airplane mode'... my anxiety stays fully connected at 30,000 feet." SOURCE: https://bit.ly/4kdwKCY