Comedy Writing Tip #126: How to Write Jokes About Public Transportation Without Getting Side-Eyed

Public transit is a rolling comedy club - here's how to ride the laughs: 1) **The Seat Struggle** - "Nothing says 'human Tetris' like rush hour subway seating." 2) **The Smell Spectrum** - "Public transit aromas range from 'questionable' to 'I'm getting off at the next stop'." 3) **The Bus Paradox** - "Waiting for the bus proves time is relative - 1 minute feels like 10 when you're late." 4) **The Underground Truth** - "The only thing spreading faster than germs on the subway is awkward eye contact." 5) **The Safety Net** - Always add: "But mass transit brings people together... whether they want to or not." Pro Tip: The best transit jokes make riders laugh while tourists nervously check maps. On-Stage Line: "I don't trust people who enjoy public transportation... that's serial killer energy." SOURCE: http://comedywriter.info