Comedy Writing Tip #107: How to Write Jokes About Modern Dating Without Getting Ghosted

Dating apps are comedy's endless buffet of awkwardness - here's how to feast: 1) **The Profile Paradox** - "Nothing says 'stable' like carefully curating six photos to hide your entire personality." 2) **The Opening Line Struggle** - "'Hey' works just as well as a poem... which is to say not at all." 3) **The Ghosting Truth** - "Modern dating is just collecting emotionally unavailable pen pals." 4) **The Date Reality** - "Meeting someone in person is just verifying they look nothing like their photos." 5) **The Safety Net** - Always add: "But love is real... said no one after seeing my matches." Pro Tip: The best dating jokes make people laugh while secretly checking their notifications. On-Stage Line: "I don't trust people with perfect dating profiles... that's serial killer energy." SOURCE: http://comedywriter.info