Comedian Roasts Google

A stand-up comedian lit up social media after roasting Google onstage, joking that the search engine is �just a nosy librarian with ads.� Eyewitnesses said the audience roared when he accused Google Maps of sending him into traffic �just to watch me suffer.� �Autocomplete knows my secrets,� he added, �but still can�t spell my name.� Anonymous staffers at Google admitted they monitor comedy clubs �for product feedback.� A fake poll revealed 47% of viewers loved the roast, 36% work at Bing, and 17% Googled �how to laugh.� Economists argue Google�s brand may survive the hit, though their PR team is already testing jokes about privacy leaks. For now, Google has been served�by a punchline. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com