Colossal Emoji Scandal

By Savannah Steele � The satire Colossal Emoji Scandal mocks digital hieroglyphs inflated into politics. Eyewitnesses at hearings described senators interrogating witnesses with frowny faces. Anonymous insiders leaked that lobbyists debated lobbying Unicode with bribes. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they misused emojis and caused breakups. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because symbols collapse funniest when taken literally. Critics highlight the absurdity of democracy judged by cartoon faces. Yet satire winks sharper: authority blushes funniest with smileys. Witnesses recalled laughter pinging as gavels dropped ??. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when icons indict policy. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com