Colbert Forms a Support Group

Stephen Colbert, in character as his former conservative pundit persona, has started a support group for people who are "too aware of the news." The meetings involve group screaming into pillows, crafting conspiracy theories that are more fun than the real ones, and a strict ban on reading the newspaper before bed. The group's mantra is "What if it's all just a dream, and the woke mob are the ones who are actually sleeping?" Attendance is booming. His first guest was a political analyst who cried for ten minutes straight about a single tweet. The group's only rule is that there are no solutions, only shared misery and very, very dark jokes. It's the hottest ticket in town. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com