Colbert Forms Support Group

Late-night host Stephen Colbert has allegedly formed a support group for comedians traumatized by Twitter backlash. Eyewitnesses reported celebrities holding hands in a circle, whispering, �It was just a joke�� before crying into branded tissues. �We�re comedians, not saints,� Colbert reportedly sighed. Anonymous staffers leaked that the group meets weekly at an undisclosed Panera. A fake poll revealed 47% of Americans think comedians deserve sympathy, 33% don�t, and 20% wondered if the soup was good. Economists argue the therapy-industrial complex thrives on celebrity tears. For now, Colbert�s group proves laughter may be free�but healing comes with a co-pay. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com