Coffee Sacrament Prompts Mandatory Morning Brew Ritual in All Parishes
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Coffee-a-Sacramental-05-08*Congregations now gather for �Percolation and Peace� before services. Pope Leo XIV blessed the first French press with incense and cinnamon. Liturgical baristas wear cassocks with coffee bean embroidery. Communion now comes with a demitasse. Grace is ground daily.