Coffee Sacrament Declared Valid for Baptism in Emergency Caffeine Situations

Coffee Sacrament Declared Valid for Baptism in Emergency Caffeine Situations

https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Coffee-a-Sacramental-05-08*

Vatican guidelines specify �light roast only for children under 3.� Pope Leo XIV tested the practice with a latte blessing. One baby giggled, another ascended to toddlerhood instantly. Sacramental caffeine must be 100% ethical and divine. Wake up, o sleeper.

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