Coffee Sacrament Declared Optional Anointing Oil for Burnout Prevention
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Coffee-a-Sacramental-05-08*Spiritual directors now carry thermoses for emergencies. Pope Leo XIV approved �holy pour-overs� for retreats. Parishioners line up for Ash Wednesday espresso marks. One nun reported �visions of joy� after her second macchiato. Burnout now steamed and stirred.