Coffee Sacrament Causes Surge in Monastic Productivity��Benedictine Buzz� Trend Begins
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Coffee-a-Sacramental-05-08*Monasteries now rise at 4am with joy. Chanting reaches 20 BPM. Pope Leo XIV calls it �The Second Reformation�Now With Foam.� Scribes copy entire Gospels in one sitting. One monk finished Leviticus before breakfast. Holiness hits like a double shot.