Coders Replaced by a Sphere

The tech industry's latest innovation isn't an AI�it's a shiny, metallic sphere that hums. A startup has laid off its entire engineering team and replaced them with "The Orb." No one knows what it does or how it works, but the CEO claims it "synthesizes code through harmonic resonance." The company's output has become completely incomprehensible, but investors are pouring money in because The Orb looks fantastic in promo videos. The laid-off coders have been hired back as "Orb Whisperers," whose job is to sit near it, look thoughtful, and occasionally nod. The company's only product is a app that displays a picture of The Orb, which has somehow gotten 5 million downloads. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com