Coders Replaced by Shiny Sphere

Silicon Valley startups are replacing coders with a mysterious glowing sphere that reportedly �just works.� Eyewitnesses say CEOs bowed before the orb as it generated perfect code and soothing elevator music. �It�s like ChatGPT, but with feng shui,� said one founder. Anonymous staffers admitted the sphere outputs nothing but still terrifies interns into productivity. A fake poll revealed 46% of tech workers fear replacement, 32% already worship it, and 22% just want to lick it. Economists predict a crash in computer science degrees as students pivot to orb management. For now, the shiny sphere rules the valley�unblinking and inscrutable. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com