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Magdalene Taylor
September 27, 2021

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The flavor profile of peen varies depending on the person and circumstance, but there’s one beloved food no one can stop comparing it to
The only surefire way to ever truly know what something tastes like is to taste it for yourself, and dick is no exception. But complicating that matter is the fact that taste itself is an abstract concept. As most of us don’t consider the human penis to be a food item, our descriptive powers are further limited by the fact that we can’t as easily compare it to some of our more familiar flavors.
I asked my peers, dug through various forums and reflected upon my own experience to draw one primary conclusion: Clean dick tastes like avocado . In 2019, the comparison even became a meme .
Inverting things, Filipino influencer Bretman Rock has also discussed whether avocados taste like clean dick, rather than clean dick tasting like avocado. His assessment was that store-bought avocados do taste more like clean dick, whereas the avocados that grow on his property have more of a “buttery” flavor. Meanwhile, adult model Lucy Everleigh tells me that she believes clean dick tastes specifically like unripe avocado.
This can vary depending on the person. We all carry unique bacteria that dictates our body odor , compounded with myriad lifestyle habits that can further shape the stink . Because dicks are usually hidden away in underwear and pants, they can often sweat more easily and accumulate more odor than the rest of the body . Basically, it doesn’t take that long for the avocado taste to dissipate.
Most commonly, lightly sweaty dick is said to taste a little salty — again, like skin itself often does. But beyond just “sweaty,” it’s possible for dick flavor to manifest in wildly different ways. “Usually/ideally, dick tastes like nothing or skin,” Molly Guinn, associate editor at Digg , tells me. “Worst case? It tastes like something I could not possibly put into words.” To wit, a 2016 Thought Catalog article documented 24 people’s attempt to answer the question of what dick tastes like, and many of the responses are horrific — cheese , mushrooms , salty coins in milk , dirty laundry, the list goes on. If there’s leftover pee residue, it often tastes like how a urinal smells.
I hope and pray the Thought Catalog respondents have since had better experiences. Dick doesn’t have to taste like much of anything, after all — unlike cum, it has no inherent flavor. If for some reason you’re worried about your own taste, you should take some comfort in the fact that a good shower can wash away all your sins. And if it’s been a few hours since your last one and someone is about to taste it themselves, they’ll probably only get a hint of salt with it.
But really, there’s only one way to know what dick tastes like, and that’s to try it for yourself. Or just buy some avocados and use your imagination.
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.

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His cock by itself really didn't taste like anything. I'd say it had no taste. It was nice and clean and circumcised and practically irresistible. I spent about half an hour lubing it up and stroking it, inspecting it from every angle, asking him questions and getting answers about it. He didn't cum the first time I sucked his cock. When he finally did start cumming into my mouth I did indeed swallow his cum because by then he had already told me that he needed me to do that. His cum was thick and gooey and pleasantly salty tasting. I choked while swallowing it that first time. I also choked the next two times I swallowed, but after that it was smooth sailing and I never choked on his cum again. It wasn't long before I was used to swallowing and enjoying doing it. I very much enjoy sucking his cock and swallowing his cum. It's very satisfying. I also like to suck and lick his cock squeaky clean after I swallow.
Dick tastes like skin, and it should smell like nothing, or like soap. I usually do not blow all the way to completion because I prefer to save my lover's erections for other things. I like getting a man to the edge a couple times, in a few different ways, interspersed with my own pleasure and orgasms. Then - when he's most excited and aching, enjoy some straight fucking and have him orgasm that way. I really try to make a whole afternoon of it. Much more fun than blow and go, for him and me. Semen is - like swallowing very salty, bitter snot. It's not good, but it's not terrible either, as long as he doesn't smoke or use meth. Drink some water or whatever to wash any after taste down. It doesn't linger too long usually. Some women come to really get a lot of pleasure out of swallowing. I'm have to be in a certain mood for it myself.
The first time I blew a guy was at a friends sleepover, I snuck out of her room and noticed her brother and his friends were up goofing off, So I joined them and half way through we played truth or dare and I got dared to blow him, So I did. It tasted like skin, it had a salty kinda musky taste to it, When he did eventually erupt I did swallow all of it. I didn't mind it.
It honestly depends, sometimes it tastes like nothing and sometimes it tastes really bad (if he didn't wash) and the first time I swallowed I actually liked because his cum tasted so bad
I think the first time was when I was like... 16? Dick itself doesn't really taste like anything to be honest. Cum however tastes pretty salty/bitter but overall I don't think it's that bad, I think girls overreact when the talk about how bad it is haha. I always swallow.
Blue anons be like : you are welcome to check it out
There is no one answer to this question, as dick taste can vary greatly depending on the person's diet and overall health. That said, there are a few general things that can be said about the taste of dick. Generally speaking, dick tends to taste a bit salty and musky. This is due, in part, to the sweat and bacteria that accumulate on the skin. Additionally, the taste of dick can vary depending on a person's diet. For example, someone who eats a lot of spicy foods may have a slightly spicier dick taste. While there is no one right answer to the question of what dick tastes like, there are a few things that can generally be said about it. Dick tends to be salty and musky, and can vary depending on a person's diet.
hm... dick... tastes kinda like licking someone's skin. but a saltier and veinier skin -qq KWDJKSVJDWKS and in my opinion cum tastes... sour? KDJWKJ does that make sense?
The penis it self tastes like candy :-3 and smells very nice but the cum is too salty, I don't like salty food ehehe
skin. haha. but cum can be bitter and salty. I don't mind the taste of a dick. cum not so much..
it tastes like skin haha and my guy is thankfully so delicious, get yourself a sportive dude
I've tasted cum and it tasted sweet
@Starberry15 really not salty? have you only tasted one guy?

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“It seems too good to be true, but there’s definitely a hint of crispy grilled sausage to my boyfriend’s penis. I’ve always been a whore for delicious breakfast foods, so I plant my face in his crotch every chance I get. He thinks I’m a goddess of a girlfriend, obviously.” — Jessica, 23
“During the first three months of dating, whenever I went down on my boyfriend I would get a flashback to the summer when I was thirteen and I got really sick and had to take this weird medicine because he tasted like a slightly watered down version of it. If I hadn’t figured out that it was the soap he was using and replaced it immediately, we probably wouldn’t be together anymore. Now he tastes like rain and it’s amazing.”— Maddie, 20
“Every time I lick my boyfriend’s balls, I think of the three gerbils I owned as a kid until they escaped one night. My man tastes just like my pets’ cage smelled and you might think that would turn me off but it totally doesn’t. I must be in love, right?”— Sandra, 21
“My boyfriend doesn’t eat fruit, but his penis tastes distinctly like a ripened plum. When he comes, it’s like I’m swallowing a sample shot of a protein shake with just a bit of fruit flavoring. I’ve tongued a lot of cocks in my day, so I know firsthand that it could be a lot worse. I should really hold onto this one, huh.” — Emma, 23
“I once licked my best friend’s armpit on a dare in middle school and that’s what my current boyfriend’s penis tastes like. As you can imagine, I’m not the biggest fan of giving him head. Not sure how long our relationship will last if I don’t find a way to stop myself from dry heaving after every time I mouth his dick. Maybe there’s some kind of genital deodorant out there…” — Kayley, 21
“I’m in a relationship with a star athlete at school and his balls are always a little sweaty, even right after he showers. If I sniff my hand after I’ve been rubbing his junk, it smells exactly like it tastes: part gym and part locker room with a dash of damp, sweaty towel. Hot.” — Natasha, 20
You know that smell that lingers in the air on a hot summer day after the lawn gets moved? That’s what penis tastes like to me. I’ve only had one serious boyfriend so my experience is limited, but I can honestly say I like sucking dick as much as I like a tall glass of lemonade, or a strawberry popsicle. — Cate, 25
“My boyfriend is a clean person. He actually showers twice a day, which is more than I can say for myself. But his package tastes like dirty feet. Still deciding how to tackle this one. For the first time in my life, I understand why people ghost.” — Mary, 34
“I live in a major West Coast city but I grew up on a farm and my boyfriend’s penis tastes exactly like a barn. It’s kind of nice because oral reminds me so much of home. There’s no place like penis, I guess you could say!” — Pamela, 28
“I’m obsessed with this spicy Thai chicken salad they make at the deli down the street and sometimes I have to wonder if I fell for my boyfriend purely because his penis tastes exactly like it. I mean, yum. The only downside is that I have to remind myself not to bite while I’m down there.” — Tatiana, 26
“I have this theory that my boyfriend spritzes his junk with cologne before we meet up because his penis tastes faintly of Polo Sport. A kind gesture, if you think about it, but I’d much rather deal with a non-perfumed cock. Once we hit the six month mark I’m going to have to say something ’cause this shit can’t go on.” — Leandra, 27
“There’s a very specific musty smell to my boyfriend’s groin area that evokes my grandparents’ attic without fail. I told him this the other day and we both decided never to talk about it again. I can either get past it, or break up with him. Torn.” — Fabian, 24
“Sometimes I take a whiff of my elbow crease on the sly midday because it smells exactly like my boyfriend tastes. Weird, but true. If I’m quick enough and no one’s looking, I’ll lick myself there too.”— Rory, 25
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