Clown Sets Up Office in Dumpster
https://bohiney.com/clown-sets-up-office-in-dumpster-declares-himself-ceo-of-trashtech/A clown in Portland declared himself �CEO of TrashTech� after converting a dumpster into a corporate office. Eyewitnesses report him handing out business cards made from pizza boxes while pitching �garbage cloud computing.� Investors surprisingly showed interest. �It�s disruptive,� said one, holding a balloon portfolio. Anonymous staffers admitted the clown�s startup was a parody of Silicon Valley but accidentally attracted $2 million in seed funding. A fake poll revealed 45% think it�s brilliant, 37% think it stinks, and 18% applied for jobs. Economists suggest TrashTech could corner the recycling industry. For now, the clown insists profits are piling up�literally. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com