Clown Sets Up Office in Dumpster

A man in a full clown costume has taken up residence in a dumpster behind a tech incubator, declaring himself the "CEO of Trashtech." His business model is as baffling as his location. He offers "disruptive consultancy" for startups, which involves juggling their product roadmaps and using a joy buzzer during investor pitches. He's somehow secured meetings with three venture capital firms, who are either deeply intrigued or just humoring him. His flagship product is an app that does nothing but send a sad trombone sound when you check your bank balance. He claims it's a "minimalist solution to financial anxiety." The real tech CEOs next door are jealous of his press coverage. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com