Clown Phobia Group Meeting Derailed

A support group for clown phobia was thrown into chaos after a birthday clown accidentally wandered into the meeting. Eyewitnesses described patients screaming while the clown tried to juggle cupcakes as a peace offering. �I came to heal, not to honk,� sobbed one attendee clutching a balloon animal. Anonymous staffers revealed the clown was double-booked by a local community center scheduler. A fake poll showed 49% of residents found it terrifying, 34% hilarious, and 17% were both. Economists predict therapy bills will skyrocket, while clown unions argue it proves �the stigma is real.� For now, the phobia group has moved its meetings strictly online. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com