Clothing Optional Resorts In Cuba
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Clothing Optional Resorts In Cuba
World Class Tranquility & Tropical Beauty
Beachfront Beauty
~
King Bed Comfort
Loco~Nutz Apres Ski Bar & Grill
Barefoot-Casual 'In-Elegant Fine Dining'
Playa Sonrisa
"Smile Beach"
Where All You Need Is Your Smile !
Clothing Optional
~ Paradise for Couples
Costa Maya
where
Mexico
merges with the
Caribbean
Tropical Beauty ~ Sunshine ~
Vibrant
Reefs
No Crowds ... No Vendors ... No Gawkers
No Jet Skis ... No Karaoke ... No Worries!
Peace
&
Quiet
~ Privacy ~ Casual Comfort
On the world's most beautiful Nude Beach
Let Playa Sonrisa put a smile on YOUR face!
Accommodations
~ All rooms are
Beachfront & include
Caribe Breakfast Buffet
Loco ~ Nutz
Bar & Grill
~ Top quality
barefoot
Dining & Drinking at
Casual Prices
Activities
~ Snorkel, Scuba, Kayak, SUP, Nekkid Bocce, Happy Hour . . . and
More
Inactivities
~ Erasing tan lines, Devouring novels, Siesta . . . and
LESS!
Not everyone makes it to the remote destinations . . .
. . . which is exactly why some people do!
ALL ROOMS
~ Beachfront, Non-Smoking
~ Private Bath w/ Hot~Cold Shower
~ Soap, shampoo, beach towels
& purified drinking water provided
~ Floor Fans ~ 120V power outlets
~ Safe Lockbox
~ Maid service daily (ex Sunday)
SEASONAL DISCOUNTS
January
-10%
Feb-Mar-April: 0% (High Season)
May-June
-20%
July-Aug-Sept
-25%
October
~ Closed ~
November
-20%
December
-10%
+ LOYALTY REWARDS
In addition to Seasonal Discounts
Membership in any "N" Club:
10% off
Thank You for Supporting Nude Recreation!
Return Guests:
20% off!
Thank You for Supporting Playa Sonrisa!
ALL DISCOUNTS require Advance Reservations
and 4 Night minimum
*Disc. Limit 21
nights
NEW COVID PROTOCOLS
4 Night Minimum Stay
Max Occupancy 4 Rooms
Separate Dining Tables
2 Private Beachfront Bungalows
"El Sol" - King Bed "Arrecife" - King Bed
Room Base Rate:
$185 US plus taxes ($3400* mn mas impuestos) *conversion subject to change
2 Spacious Upper Level Rooms
"La Selva" (upper right) - King Bed
"El Mar" (upper left) - 2 Double Beds
Room Base Rate:
$175 US plus taxes ($3200* mn mas impuestos) *conversion subject to change
2 Modern Villa Accommodations
"Tortuga" (Beach level)
Private king bedroom &
small sitting room w/ futon
"Suite Linda Vista" 2nd Level Apartment - King Bed
~ Available to Frequent Smilers Only ~
Room Base Rate:
$185 US plus taxes ($3400* mn mas impuestos) *conversion subject to change
$250 US plus taxes ($4500* mn mas impuestos) *conversion subject to change
Our activities revolve around the sparkling Caribbean sea
. . . Naturally !
Vibrant Reef
Colorful Tropical Fish
Parque Nacional Arrecifes de Xcalak
(Reefs of Xcalak National Marine Park)
A few steps from your room !
This is your brain
at Playa Sonrisa
Stand Up Paddleboard
& Kayak Rentals
*
$100 pesos ~ about $5 US . . . per WEEK!
Even our prices are casual !
* Requires admission fee to Parque Nacional Arrecifes de Xcalak
Bracelettas available onsite:
$75 pesos ~ about $3.75 US
World Class Snorkeling
Self-Guided or Boat Tour w/ Escort
World Class Scuba Diving
See: www.xtcdivecenter.com for info
World Class Bird Watching
Roseate Spoonbill, Ibis, Storks,
Greater Egrets, Lesser Egrets,
50 Shades of Gray Heron,
Pelicans, Frigates, Terns
Parrots, Woodpeckers,
Pygmy Owls & MORE !
World Class Flyfishing
Grand Slams available: Bonefish,
Tarpon, Permit, Snook and more!
National Marine Park Rules:
Catch & Release Only
See: www.josexcalaktours.com
or www.xcalak-flyfishing.com
Beach Class Bicycles
Rent $100 pesos ~ $6 US per Day
World Class
Mayan Heritage
Self guided day-trips or
"Immersion Tours" on an
extended Yucatan holiday.
World Class
Bocce Obstacle Course
& Molkky Court
Nekkid Tournaments Weekly
3rd World Library
Trade-Ins Welcome
Loco~Nutz
Apres Ski Bar & Grill
In-Elegant Fine Dining & Drinking
Continental Breakfast Buffet
Included with room
Dark roast coffee & hot tea selection
homemade bread & muffins, fresh tropical fruits & juice
and juevos del dia .
Lunch Deli
Tuna Wraps Turkey Sandwich
Shrimp Quesadillas Roast Beef Sandwich Fresh Guacamole & Chips
$4 ~ $8 US
Even our prices are casual !
Honor Bar
Pour your own ... hangover
Vino ~ $4 US Cold Beer ~ $2 Cuba Libre ~ $4.25 Rum Punch ~ $4.50
Grande Margaritas ~ $4.50 Reposado Sippin' Tequila ~ $2.25 Body Shots ~ Priceless!
Cocktail~Dinner Parties
Offered Mon-Tue-Th-Fri
Chef's Choice Daily
Bisteak Ranchero
Flame Grilled Arrachera
Forking tender!
$17 us
Menu Samples
Includes Sopa del Dia
& Homemade Bread
Cochinita Pibil
Traditional Mayan Style
BBQ pulled pork
$15 us
Filete de Pescado
Grilled Local Snapper
cilantro-pine nut pesto
$16 us
Seafood Pasta
Campeche Shrimp & Local Lobster
with mild poblano cream sauce
$19 us
Aztec~Asian Fusion
Grilled Chilean Salmon
on ginger-chipotle pasta
$19 us
Coconut Shrimp
Free Range Coconuts
harvested from our beach
$19 us
Costa Maya Langosta
Flame Grilled Lobster
served w/ garlic butter
& envy
$22 us
ALL ROOMS are BEACHFRONT w/ patios, private bathrooms, hot showers,
fans, safe lock-box, purified drinking water, soap, shampoo,
bedding, bath towels and beach towels provided,
with maid service daily (ex Sunday).
Reading lights next to all beds.
Prices include Continental Breakfast Buffet
and purified bottled drinking water
in guest rooms and with meals.
Free Wi-Fi is available
in Loco~Nutz .
Electric power is standard 120 V with 2-prong outlets
Power is available 24/7 for Lights & Fans
~ However ~
PLAYA SONRISA is OFF GRID
Our solar & battery system requires some basic Conservation Practices
Please - NO hair dryers, curling irons, coffee makers or hot plates .
No problem with battery chargers for cameras, laptops, etc.
but anything w/ a heating element is prohibited.
Currently there is NO phone service in Xcalak, no land-lines or cellular service.
The closest cell signal is in Mahahual, about a 1 hr drive.
(Beware roaming fees & international call rates).
Please feel free to leave our email address - playasonrisa@yahoo.com -
with your boss or family for emergency contact.
We do offer free internet Wi-Fi in Loco~Nutz so you should be able to connect your portable device. But please keep in mind our internet connection can be very slow at times, and is capacity limited. E-mail & general surfing is usually not a problem but NO movie downloads and NO music streaming (which includes NPR / talk radio).
Weather is unpredictable, but you'll NEVER be shoveling snow or scraping ice from your windshield at Playa Sonrisa !
January - Feb - March
Commonly referred to as "High Season" it's most popular not because the weather is perfect here, but because it is far from perfect up north and many snowbirds want to escape from the cold. We are located in the tropics, but at latitude of 18° North it is our "winter" also, so us "tropical wimps" can sometimes get chilly. But 'chilly' is a relative term - Canadians laugh (albeit politely). Our overnight lows in "winter" only dip down to the 60s, or on rare occasions into the upper 50s. But then daytime highs typically get into the mid-70s to low-80s with plenty of sunshine, so it is certainly pleasant enough to enjoy the beach & water activities.
April - May - June
The best weather of the year is late spring & early summer, which curiously enough coincides with a low number of visitors. These months truly enjoy more days of "perfect" weather than 'not quite perfect'.
August - September - October
"Low Season" is also known as rainy season - but that does NOT mean steady rain - even in rainy season MOST days are predominately sunny with only occasional showers. Tropical storms or hurricanes are the only times where it pours for days on end, and typically pass in 36~72 hrs. Statistically there is less than a 5% chance of a tropical storm or hurricane disrupting your particular week
Obviously late summer in the Tropics can be hot & humid, although it is quite tolerable if you stay casual while enjoying the refreshing breeze coming off the Caribbean Sea. And what better time for a beach vacation than summer? Summer also is the best time to snorkel &/or scuba dive with (normally) flat water for maximum visibility conditions. October is the least pleasant weather, the wettest month of the year, and so the mosquitoes & chiquistes (no-see-ums) can be bothersome. Fortunately we usually enjoy a fresh offshore breeze which keeps the insects seeking refuge in the jungle not on the beach (at least until around sunset). During autumn months you will enjoy lower rates and good deals on airfare & rental cars, and almost no other people . Just bring a lightweight pair of long pants to cover your legs in the evenings, and insect repellent if you are one of those people who mosquitos prefer most.
November - December
When the rains go away, so do the bugs. And these months bring the return of cooler nights to go along with pleasant days, and continued off-peak pricing.
Yes ... maybe.
Xcalak is a very tiny "fishing village" with a seasonal tourist influx. It is too small to support a "spa" but as an unspoiled beach town does attract wandering souls with various skills who tend to come & go with the seasons.
Currently (since Jan 2015) we are blessed with a resident masseuse with excellent skills - by unanimous consensus - and a portable massage table. Nataly is a multi-lingual Canadian with an impressive resume (physical therapist for Cirque du Soleil, followed by several years plying her trade in the Tulum area) and is now living full time in Xcalak. She has those "magic hands" that seem to find your trouble spots on their own, and manage to apply "Goldilocks" pressure. We are thrilled to have her, and her skills, in the community!
And ~ bonus ~ she says Playa Sonrisa is her very favorite place to set up her travelling table
because our beach is so beautiful & peaceful, and our guests are so relaxed to start with!
Cost is $70 US /hour
(payment in pesos prefered = $1000 m.n. at current exchange rate).
Please note: we do not collect a commission or accept kick-backs from 3rd party service providers. Our only motivation is to have our guests thoroughly enjoy their visit to Playa Sonrisa.
For specifics on these topics it's best to consult the experts:
www.xtcdivecenter.com
www.josexcalaktours.com
www.xcalak-flyfishing.com
Please note: we do not collect a commission or accept kick-backs from 3rd party service providers.
Our only motivation is to have our guests thoroughly enjoy their visit to Playa Sonrisa.
For LODGING PAYMENTS we accept:
VISA ~ MASTERCARD ~ PayPal ~ Telecomm
For details on making payments refer to Section E below
ALL MEALS & DRINKS are CASH ONLY - Pesos or US Dollars
Loco~Nutz does not accept credit cards for meals or drinks
nor are cards accepted in the village.
Please bring cash.
There is NO Bank, ATM or Casa de Cambio in Xcalak so BRING cash.
Remember to bring adequate cash for meals, drinks*,
massages, excursions*, shopping and expenses*
*even the ones you didn't plan on
The BEST EXCHANGE RATE is from Banks
or ATM's at banks & "big box" stores.
Convenient "good" ATM's can be found in
Tulum :
Bancomer Bank (adjacent to Super San Fran grocery store)
Cheddraui (supermarket on the road to the hotel zone)
HSBC Bank (center of town)
Felipe Carrillo Puerto
HSBC Bank (@ Pemex in center of town)
As for carrying cash, just use an ounce of common sense and nobody will bother you. This area of Mexico is very safe & accommodating of tourists, and the people are generally very friendly, helpful & respectful. Of course there are a few bad apples anywhere you go, and poverty does invite petty pilfering, so keep your cash on your person while in transit, don't leave it unattended in your luggage even in a locked car.
For the privacy of our guests food & bar service is not open to the public ~ available to registered guests only.
Caribe ~ Continental Breakfast Buffet
Daily 8:00 ~ 10:00 am
Lunch items available 7 days per week
12:00 noon to 2:00 pm
Dinner is offered Monday, Tuesday, Thursday & Friday *
* (Dinner nights are subject to change for current events)
Cocktail party begins about 6:30 pm (winter months)
7:00-ish when the days are longer (after sunset)
Group seating and "Chef's Choice" menu
1st course served ~7:00 (winter)
7:30-ish (summer)
Loco~Nutz Bar is open on the Honor System from 8:00 am ~ 10:00 pm
Rum Punch - it's not just Pirate's Breakfast when you are on vacation !
Please Note:
The kitchen is closed 10:00 am-12:00 noon and 2:00-6:00 pm.
Soft drinks & a snack box are available in Loco~Nutz
assortment of cookies, chips, nuts & granola bars
$15 pesos per item = about $0.75 US
Dress code in Loco~Nutz is super-casual but not fully nude at meals
Barefoot &/or topless is OK but modest coverage below the waist is required during meal times
Of course we adjust offerings for food allergies such as shellfish or nuts.
And we can also accommodate vegetarian diets provided you accept
some dairy ingredients such as cheese, milk, butter & eggs.
True Vegans - absolutely no animal products tolerated -
should choose a destination with more resources.
Meal variety of any special diet requests will depend on the amount of
ADVANCE NOTICE
as monthly trips to the nearest supermaket (2.5 hrs one-way)
greatly limits adaptability on short notice.
We encourage our guests to support all the local establishments
anytime not just when our Loco~Nutz is closed.
Current options include :
Costa de Cocos Resort's "Reel Inn"
Hotel Tierra Maya's "Maya Grill"
XTC Dive Center's "Coral Grill"
"Toby's Restaurant "
"Sylvia's Loncheria"
"Leaky Palapa"
(Seasonal)
You are certainly welcome to bring whatever you want, just give consideration to the following :
A) There are no kitchenettes or mini-fridges in the guest rooms, so if you plan to make lunches, etc. you will also need to bring your own utensils, condiments, etc. Please do not expect to borrow kitchen cutlery, plates, etc.
B) This is the tropics - food in unsealed containers & spilled crumbs are an open invitation to insects into your room.
C) We do have a few Igloo coolers to loan (no charge) but for power & culinary reasons there is no ice machine here
you will have to provide your own ice
We make ice cubes the old fashioned way, in small trays (with purified water), and is intended only for drinks purchased in the bar - coolers cannot be filled.
Bags of ice are usually available at a tienda in the village, but no guarantee.
D) Restrictions on our liquor license do not allow you to bring your own booze into Loco~Nutz .
You are welcome to provide your own drinks to enjoy in your room or outside on the beach.
Also realize that our food & drink prices are available at very reasonable prices . Considering location, logistics, time & trouble your savings may be modest.
The "average" guest ticket for lunch, dinner, drinks & kayak/bike rentals all combined is only about $55 US per day (per room~couple not per person).
Of course your results may vary, and that also understates your total cash needs to account for offsite meals, excursions, massages, etc.
Most people assume we ask for onsite payments in cash because we are trying to avoid taxes, which I assure you is not the case. The situation - given that it is a 2.5 hour drive to the nearest Bank or "good" ATM - is that virtually all commerce in Xcalak is conducted in cash. All our fresh fruits & produce, fish, lobster, beer, and even payroll and taxes (yes we pay our "fair share") are all settled in cash. Unfortunately, given the distance to a bank and the fact that as Americans our overlords deem that any withdrawal of more than $1000/day could only be for criminal purposes, the result is that we are perpetually short of cash.
Guests often ask what can they bring us (parts we might need, current magazines, good chocolate, etc.) ... and the answer is almost always the same: you'll pass hundreds of banks & ATM's in the week preceding your arriva
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