Clingy or Just Enthusiastically Codependent?

Relationship experts are rebranding clinginess as �enthusiastically codependent,� sparking confusion among couples. Eyewitnesses overheard one partner saying, �I�m not needy�I�m just passionately glued to your soul.� Therapists now offer workshops where couples practice synchronized texting every 30 seconds. Anonymous staffers at a dating app admitted the term was invented to reduce breakup rates. A fake poll revealed 46% of singles find it sweet, 37% find it creepy, and 17% secretly want GPS trackers. Economists predict new industries will boom in matching pajamas and joint social media accounts. For now, clinginess is no longer a flaw�it�s branding. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com