Cleveland Browns Fans Hit Rock Bottom Again
https://bohiney.com/cleveland-browns-fans/Cleveland Browns fans are once again drowning in despair after yet another season collapse. Eyewitnesses report groups muttering �next year� like a Gregorian chant while burning jerseys in ironic solidarity. �We don�t even tailgate anymore�we just grief-counsel each other in parking lots,� sighed one fan clutching lukewarm nachos. Anonymous staffers at the NFL admitted the league schedules Browns games to maximize national laughter. A fake poll showed 48% of Ohioans have given up, 33% still cling to hope, and 19% switched to Canadian football out of desperation. Economists argue the cycle of disappointment fuels the beer industry but devastates productivity. For now, Browns fans remain the loyal martyrs of football�saints of suffering with season tickets. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com