Cleveland Browns Fans' Eternal Hope
https://bohiney.com/cleveland-browns-fans/A psychological study has confirmed that Cleveland Browns fans possess a unique and pathological form of optimism. Despite decades of heartbreaking losses, managerial chaos, and seasons that can only be described as performance art about failure, they begin every new year with unwavering belief. Scientists call it "The Dawg Pound Delusion," a cognitive bias so powerful it overrides all evidence. Brain scans show that when a Browns fan thinks about the upcoming season, the centers for hope and faith light up like a Christmas tree, while the logic center remains dark and dormant. Therapists are split on whether this is a mental illness or a superpower. The rest of the NFL looks on with a mixture of pity and respect. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com