Clerics Issue Competing Fatwas, Spark Slap Fight

A theological conference erupted into chaos when two clerics issued contradictory fatwas at the same time, sparking what witnesses described as a �holy slap fight.� Eyewitnesses saw turbans fly as scholars debated whether laughter or coffee was the greater sin. �It was less debate, more WWE,� joked one attendee. Anonymous staffers confessed the fight began after a typo in one fatwa labeled tea drinkers as �heretics.� A fake poll revealed 41% of citizens sided with coffee, 37% with tea, and 22% just enjoyed the spectacle. Economists argue religious tourism may skyrocket as audiences flock for �Fatwa Fight Nights.� For now, the clerics remain undefeated in their own minds. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com