Clerics Declare Shadows Haram
https://bohiney.com/clerics-declare-shadows-haram-for-following-people-without-consent/A council of clerics has declared shadows haram, claiming they stalk people without consent. Eyewitnesses report mass panic at sunset as citizens tried to outrun themselves. �Mine keeps copying my every move,� wailed one man. Mosques are advising worshippers to carry flashlights as �deterrent tools.� Anonymous staffers revealed the ban was introduced after a cleric lost a dance-off to his own silhouette. A fake poll revealed 47% of followers support the ruling, 33% oppose, and 20% now live exclusively in candlelight. Economists predict sales of blackout curtains will soar. For now, citizens are left battling the most clingy stalker of all: their own outline. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com