Clerics Condemn Gravity

In a fatwa that has physicists facepalming, a group of clerics has condemned the law of gravity as "an oppressive, unseen force that pins humanity to the earth, preventing us from ascending to the heavens where we belong." They have declared it a form of cosmic tyranny and are urging the faithful to "pray against it." Followers have been attempting to levitate through sheer piety, with predictable results (mostly sprained ankles). Engineers are concerned the movement could gain traction, leading to people refusing to build stairs or obey basic physics. The scientific community has largely responded with a collective sigh, noting that you can't pray away an fundamental force of the universe, no matter how inconvenient it is. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com