Clerics Ban Laughter Again
https://bohiney.com/clerics-ban-laughter-again-claim-it�s-from-the-devil�s-armpit/A council of clerics has once again banned laughter, this time claiming it originates from �the devil�s armpit.� Eyewitnesses said the ruling was announced with absolute seriousness, prompting several people to snort nervously before being fined. �It was the least funny comedy show I�ve ever seen,� whispered one attendee. Anonymous staffers revealed the ban came after one cleric bombed during open mic night. A fake poll showed 44% of followers accept the ruling, 39% reject it, and 17% are practicing silent chuckles. Economists predict a downturn in comedy clubs but an uptick in frown-based skincare. For now, laughter has gone underground�mostly into pillow forts. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com