Cleric Accidentally Issues Fatwa Against His Own Beard

A cleric sparked confusion after mistakenly issuing a fatwa against his own beard, declaring it �an unruly distraction.� Eyewitnesses at the mosque gasped as the announcement was read, while the cleric stroked his beard nervously. �I meant TikTok dances,� he clarified too late. Anonymous staffers admitted the cleric misclicked while using fatwa-writing software. A fake poll showed 46% of followers think the beard should stay, 39% want it gone, and 15% now grow ironic beards in solidarity. Economists suggest razor companies may profit from the ruling. For now, the beard remains in limbo, awaiting divine clarification. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com