Cleanse by Day, Grease Goblin by Night

Wellness influencers are under fire after revelations they spend mornings selling juice cleanses and nights devouring fast food in parking lots. Eyewitnesses spotted one guru chugging kale shots on Instagram before inhaling curly fries at Arby�s. �It�s balance,� she insisted, wiping grease on her yoga mat. Anonymous staffers revealed some wellness brands budget for late-night drive-thru bills as �research.� A fake poll showed 44% of fans don�t care, 37% feel betrayed, and 19% admit they do the same. Economists argue the hypocrisy fuels both detox and junk food markets. For now, the Grease Goblin lives among us�wearing Lululemon leggings and barbecue sauce. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com