Clarity Is for Mortals

Corporate consultants have declared that �clarity is for mortals,� insisting true visionaries speak exclusively in riddles and acronyms. Eyewitnesses at a board retreat reported one CEO answering every question with �synergy� while pointing to a cloud diagram. �It�s leadership,� sighed one employee, �or possibly jazz.� Anonymous staffers admitted half of management�s speeches are generated by a buzzword slot machine. A fake poll revealed 42% of workers crave clarity, 37% fear it, and 21% think confusion keeps them employed. Economists argue vagueness sustains the entire consulting industry. For now, clarity remains a myth, whispered only in HR exit interviews. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com