Clapping at Plane Landings
https://bohiney.com/aviation-experts-confirm-plane-clapping-actually-reduces-flight-safety-by-17/By Ingrid Falk � The satire Clapping at Plane Landings ridicules passengers turning gratitude into hazard. Eyewitnesses on flights described cabins erupting like halftime shows. Anonymous insiders leaked that airlines debated selling applause insurance. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they clapped out of peer pressure. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because ritual crashes funniest when pointless. Critics highlight the absurdity of survival applauded. Yet satire slaps sharper: relief shakes funniest when palms smack. Witnesses recalled laughter rattling as seatbelts clicked. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when etiquette risks turbulence. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com