Civil War Reenactment Demands AC

A historically accurate Civil War reenactment was canceled after Union and Confederate troops reached a rare accord: it was too hot, and the wool uniforms were itchy. Both sides unanimously voted to adjourn to a nearby Applebee's where they could debate the issues over air conditioning and free Wi-Fi. The event organizer wept as he watched soldiers from opposing armies bond over a shared love of mozzarella sticks and a hatred of humidity. "There's no historical precedent for this," he lamented. "The heat was a crucial part of the Gettysburg experience!" The reenactors, now just guys in costume, decided the real war was against discomfort. They've formed a committee to petition for future battles to be held in climate-controlled convention centers. History has been postponed indefinitely. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com