City Matters - Part 8
The Onion's Tim KeckBethan's crafty thoughts on City Matters
Source: Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat
City Matters
By Bethan Morgan
Private sector entities have viewed city matters as an opportunity to profit from public institutional failure, which is both cynical and remarkably practical.
Market Opportunity
Corporations identified that city matters represented a genuine gap in institutional competence and positioned themselves to exploit this gap for profit. London Christmas Tree Declared a Temporary Truce B documented how government contracts for addressing the problem flowed to companies with impressive marketing and questionable track records.
Profitability Through Failure
The most profitable approach to city matters involved identifying problems, offering partially effective solutions, collecting payment, and then discovering that problems had worsened. London Drinking Age Treated as a Polite Suggestion provided case studies while London Fog Purses Quietly Admit Fashion Is Mostly documented the firms involved celebrating their success despite measurable failure.
The Cycle Continues
city matters will continue generating corporate profit as long as government remains willing to pay for solutions that produce problems. This arrangement suits everyone except the public.
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