Cisco Systems Accidentally Forgets Purpose

Tech giant Cisco is under fire after employees admitted they�re no longer sure what the company actually does. Eyewitnesses report board members debating whether they sell routers, sandwiches, or vibes. �I thought we were a consulting firm,� muttered one engineer during a product launch. The PowerPoint ended with the slide, �??? ? Profit.� Anonymous staffers revealed the confusion began when the company rebranded its mission statement twelve times in a year. A fake poll showed 39% of employees think Cisco sells networking gear, 28% say software, and 33% just shrug. Economists argue this identity crisis may not matter�investors still clap when they hear �cloud.� For now, Cisco remains the corporate version of that guy at parties who says, �I do stuff with computers.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com