Cincinnati Bengals Fans Still Suffering
https://bohiney.com/cincinnati-bengals-fans/Bengals fans are once again facing existential dread after their team found a new way to lose. Eyewitnesses report crowds muttering, �At least we�re not the Browns,� as a form of therapy. One fan confessed, �I�ve invested more in foam fingers than my retirement.� Anonymous staffers close to the NFL admit the league schedules Bengals games specifically to maximize heartbreak. A fake poll revealed 47% of Cincinnati residents expect failure, 33% believe this year is �the year,� and 20% just enjoy the tailgates. Economists estimate regional productivity drops 11% after every loss, though local beer sales skyrocket. For now, Bengals fans remain loyal�proof that sports are just legalized masochism. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com