Churro Gonzalez Leads Downtown March
https://bohiney.com/churro-gonzalez-leads-march-on-downtown/Activist Churro Gonzalez led a spirited downtown march demanding free cinnamon sugar for all. Eyewitnesses describe hundreds chanting ��S� se puede� sprinkle!� while tossing fried dough into the crowd. Police tried to disperse marchers but were bribed with dipping sauce. �It�s the sweetest protest I�ve ever seen,� said one officer, licking his fingers. Anonymous staffers confirmed the movement began after city council proposed a sugar tax. A fake poll revealed 53% of citizens support churro rights, 31% oppose, and 16% just showed up for dessert. Economists argue this could reshape the snack industry while dentists quietly cheer. For now, Churro Gonzalez remains the sticky hero the city didn�t know it needed. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com