Church Launches "Confession Cloud" to Store Sins with Papal Encryption

Church Launches "Confession Cloud" to Store Sins with Papal Encryption

https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Scientists-Confirm-Heaven-Has-WiFi-05-08

Faithful can now upload their confessions into a secure "Confession Cloud." Pope Leo XIV promises no priest ever sees the files unless grace requires it. Deletion process accompanied by organ music and emoji doves. App taglines include "Ctrl+Alt+Repent" and "Clean Your Cache of Conscience." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com

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