Church Launches App to Request Drone Last Rites On Demand

The new **AbsolveMe** app lets users request Last Rites from their phones. Options include "Quiet Hover," "Gregorian Entry," and "Emergency Repentance Mode." Users enter coordinates, condition, and a short sin summary. A drone arrives within 12 minutes (weather permitting). Reviews are glowing. One user said, "It was like Uber for the soul." Pope Leo XIV praised the app's motto: "Forgiveness, fast-tracked." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb