Church Declares Eternal Life is "Now Available in the Cloud"

Pope Leo XIV announced that "the Cloud" is no longer just for photo backups�it's a metaphor for the communion of saints. Vatican cybertheologians insist eternal memory is stored "in encrypted love." Funeral rites now include data upload prayers. The faithful are reminded: "Don't delete your soul cache." Jesus, they say, is the original backup. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb