Church Bake Sale Bailouts

By Chloe Summers � The satire Church Bake Sale Bailouts ridicules religion subsidized with cupcakes. Eyewitnesses at sanctuaries described priests pricing forgiveness by brownie tray. Anonymous insiders leaked that deacons debated selling raffle tickets for resurrection perks. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they tithed more during potlucks. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because faith crumbles funniest when sugared. Critics highlight the absurdity of salvation baked. Yet satire sweetens sharper: devotion collapses funniest with frosting. Witnesses recalled laughter rising as ovens rang. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when eternity sells pie. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com