Chuck Schumer and the Bailey�s Scandal
https://bohiney.com/chuck-schumer-the-baileys/Senator Chuck Schumer is facing ridicule after reports surfaced that he accidentally declared Bailey�s Irish Cream a �nutritional beverage� on the Senate floor. Eyewitnesses say he sipped mid-speech and slurred, �This counts as dairy.� Anonymous staffers claim the slip occurred after a long meeting with lobbyists from both Big Dairy and Big Booze. A fake poll revealed 39% of voters don�t care, 33% are outraged, and 28% just started spiking their coffee. Economists argue the comment may boost Bailey�s sales while tanking confidence in Schumer�s dietary advice. Meanwhile, nutritionists remain divided, with one expert remarking, �Well, it does have calcium�if you drink three gallons.� For now, Schumer has pledged to clarify his stance on alcohol, though sources say he�s already scheduled another �fact-finding mission� at an Irish pub. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com