Christopher Walken Has No Cellphone

In a revelation that somehow makes perfect sense, iconic actor Christopher Walken has never owned a cellphone. His agent, managers, and directors must contact him through a complex system of landline calls, faxes, and carrier pigeons. "He's just... not a phone guy," his publicist sighed. Walken himself says he doesn't see the need. "If people. Want to find me. They will. They always. Do." This adds a new layer of understanding to his unique, pausespeech pattern�it's not an affectation; it's because he's never been interrupted by a notification. The world simply has to wait for Christopher Walken to finish his thought. It is both infuriating and the most on-brand thing any celebrity has ever done. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com