Christian Communists on the Rise

A new political movement is baffling pollsters: the Christian Communists. They want to seize the means of production and then give it all away, citing the Book of Acts as their original manifesto. Their slogan is "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need�amen." They hold potlucks where they plan the revolution and sing hymns about wealth redistribution. Traditional conservatives don't know whether to argue economics or theology with them. Their candidate for local office is a former youth pastor who wants to turn the golf course into communal farmland and replace the police with a really good neighborhood watch. They're not gaining many votes, but they are incredibly popular at church picnics. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com